WWE Raw Results
September 13th, 2010
Report by WrestleZone.com
WWE RAW opens up with WWE Superstars Randy Orton and John Cenastanding in front of the WWE RAW Roulette wheel, and Josh Mathews goes over some of the match stipulations. Josh says it's time to spin the wheel and Cena tells him to hold it, because he won't leave it up to chance and wants lady luck on his side. Eve walks in and spins the wheel for him, and the main event will be a Tables Match! Josh mentions the fact that Cena lost the WWE Title in the last tables match he was in. John Cena says he was trying to forget about that, but it's a new season of WWE RAW and he tells Josh he is feeling lucky tonight.
Chad Ochocinco is tonight's guest host and he comes out to a great pop from the hometown crowd. They start a loud "Who Dey" chant as Chad welcomes everyone to WWE RAW and he says there has never been a guest star as handsome as himself. He starts to talk about WWE RAW Roulette, but gets interrupted by WWE Star The Miz. Miz says it's nice to have a guest host who is like him, and then changes him mind and says they are nothing alike because he is a WWE champion, and Chad plays for the Bungles.
Chad says the Bengals are the defending AFC North champions, and the Reds are going to the playoffs this year, and his team is ready for a Super Bowl this year. Miz gets on him about and says Chad's number 85 represents how many passes he will drop this year and how old Carson Palmer looks on the field, then starts on him about tweeting, and he calls Chad and his team overrated.
The GM interrupts with an email and it is time to determine the Miz's match tonight. Alicia spins the wheel in the back, and he will be in a submission match. Another email is received, and Cole says the wheel determines the match type, but Chad will get to pick Miz's opponent. Chad says it is real simple, and 85 is how many ways this next guy can make Miz tap out. He says there is no better way to start off the show than with WWE Star Daniel Bryan!
- Submission Match: The Miz vs Daniel Bryan
Bryan misses a dropkick in the corner and Miz chopblocks him and goes to work on his left leg. Miz hangs Bryan's leg on the middle rope and kicks away at it, then he applies the figure four leg lock, but Bryan reverses it to make Miz break the hold. Bryan goes for the LeBell Lock and Miz crawls out of the ring, and tells Alex Riley to leave him alone as he grabs a mic. Miz is holding his stomach and says he has a hernia and he can't continue, and says Bryan can wrestle his replacement, Alex Riley.
Riley gets in the ring and kicks Bryan in the stomach and tries to put Bryan in a leglock, but Bryan quickly reverses it into the LeBell Lock. Riley immediately taps out and Miz hits the ring and attacks Bryan. He lays the US Title in front of him and says Bryan will never get the belt from him. Miz waits for him to get up and goes for the Skull Crushing Finale, but Bryan reverses it into the LeBell Lock and Miz is tapping like crazy. Bryan keeps the hold on until a referee breaks it up and Riley helps Miz to the back.
Winner - Daniel Bryan
Jillian is at the wheel with Edge and they start singing "You Spin Me Round (Right Round)" and then Edge gives her a weird look as she keeps singing and spins the wheel. Edge comes out to the ring and he is in a Bodyslam Challenge against Evan Bourne.
- Bodyslam Challenge: WWE Star Edge vs WWE Star Evan Bourne
Bourne floats over Edge and kicks him into the corner, then fights out of numerous bodyslam attempts by Edge. Bourne tries to go on the offense, but Edge holds him in the air and slams him down to win the match.
Winner - Edge
After the match Edge spears Bourne out of the ring and taunts the fans until we get another GM email. The GM says congratulations, but since Edge took advantage of Bourne after the match, he is having Edge in a second challenge, against Mark Henry!
- Bodyslam Challenge: Edge vs WWE Star Mark Henry
Edge ducks Henry and punches him in the corner and avoids a splash by Henry. Edge tries picking him up but Henry falls down on top of him. Henry picks Edge up and slams him hard to the mat to win the match.
Winner - Mark Henry
- Song and Dance Match:WWE Star Ted DiBiase & WWE Diva Maryse vs WWE Star R-Truth & WWE DIva Eve Torres
They play 'What's Up' but Truth says they already heard that, and raps a new song while Eve dances (at least the song is better than 'What's Up') Ted says this is stupid and this is RAW, not America's Got Talent, and he should just forfeit, but he won't. He tells Truth to back off and asks for a spotlight, then sings 'I Did It My Way' acapella while Maryse dances.
The crowd chants you suck at him and then he and Maryse attack Eve and Truth. Eve comes back and dumps Maryse out of the ring and punches DiBiase, then Truth hits him with a side kick to send him out of the ring. Truth sings his new song while Eve dances at ringside as we go backstage.
Result - ???
It is WWE Star William Regal's turn to spin the wheel and he gets a 'Trading Places' match and asks what it is. Chad tells him he has to dress like his opponent, and it ends up being WWE Star Goldust. Goldust is holding a wig and says he might need this, then they both leave. The Bellas says they should spin for something, like a Pillow Fight, then Sheamus walks in and cuts them off.
Chad says he got a GM email and it said if WWE Star John Morrison can beat WWE Star Sheamus tonight, he will take Jericho's spot in the Six Pack Challenge on Sunday. They spin the wheel and it is a Falls Count Anywhere, and Sheamus says he will wipe the floor with Morrison like the Patriots did to the Bengals. He says unlike Chad's team, he can back up his claims and leaves Chad to continue talking to the Bellas.
Edge in is his locker room and gets approached by WWE Star Zack Ryder. Ryder says the GM has it in for Edge, and asks if Edge stole his girlfriend. Edge says Ryder is a tool because they don't even know who it is, and Ryder says he isn't a tool, but he can drop the hammer.
Edge says when he wins the title, he will holdout and go MIA with the belt. Sheamus walks into the locker room and he says if Edge thinks that will happen he should start to hold his breath. Ryder says 'burn' and Sheamus tells Edge to watch what he does to Morrison tonight, and walks away from them.
We go to another area backstage and John Morrison is doing pullups in the back and jumps and lands in a Spiderman-like pose. He then gets up and runs around backstage and does some parkour moves on some equipment in the area. He puts his glasses and coat and makes his way out for his match.
- Falls Count Anywhere: Sheamus vs John Morrison
Sheamus knocks Morrison down with a forearm then throws him out of the ring but Morrison rolls back in and hits a hurricanrana through the ropes. Sheamus shoves him into the barricade but gets tossed over it and Morrison dives on him and goes for a cover in the crowd. Sheamus slams Morrison ribs first on a guardrail then sets up a Brogue Kick, but misses and hits a production case instead. He continues to attack and slams Morrison's face on the stage and goes for a pin and only gets two.
Sheamus tries throwing him off the stage but Morrison lands on his feet and gets hit with a flash kick for a very close two count. Sheamus loses track of Morrison while he is looking for a steel chair, and Morrison reappears on top of the MiniTron and dives off onto Sheamus, who somehow kicks out at two. Chris Jericho comes out to the stage and hits Morrison with a chair and Sheamus makes the cover to take the match.
Winner - Sheamus
Jericho goes to the ring and sits in the chair, and says he will sit there all night if he has to until he gets a GM email. He wants it to say he is back in the match and replacing him is lunacy, and he will have justice tonight. He says if he doesn't get what he wants, he will quit, and go home and watch the WWE crumble. He asks for an answer, and says before he leaves he will track the GM down and expose him to the world. The email comes in, and Jericho tells Cole he is an idiot, and they know it's an email so just read it.
The GM says he doesn't like ultimatums, and that won't work, and there's 'no chance in hell'. Jericho laughs and says he doesn't believe it is Mr. McMahon, because he isn't a coward like this GM and he would do this face to face. Another email comes in and it says Jericho should know something, and the match will be a Six Pack Elimination Challenge, and Jericho is back in. Jericho starts saying he will win and it's a good thing he is back in the match, but we get yet another email. The GM says don't ever interrupt again, and says Jericho is in, if he wins his match tonight. He is the best in the world, so he will be in a handicap match against the Hart Dynasty, right now, and it will be in a steel cage!
- Steel Cage Handicap Match: Chris Jericho vs The Hart Dynasty
The Harts go to work on Jericho for a bit and then they start climbing the cage. Smith gets out and Jericho stops Kidd momentarily, but he gets hit with a crossbody off the ropes. Jericho recovers and throws Kidd into the cage then rubs his face on the side of it. Jericho hits a side suplex then kicks him but Kidd makes a comeback and throws Jericho into the corner.
Jericho tries running up the cage but Kidd stops him and leaps at him, but Jericho blocks it and tries going for the Walls. Kidd rolls out and tries putting on the Sharpshooter, but Jericho makes it to the ropes and he kicks Kidd away from him. Kidd leapfrogs Jericho and starts climbing, but Jericho grabs him and they fight on the top rope. Kidd tries a hurricanrana, but Jericho lands on his feet holding Kidd, and makes him tap out to the Walls of Jericho.
Winner - Chris Jericho
- Trading Places Match: Goldust vs William Regal
Regal does the Goldust taunt, and Goldust pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and knocks out Regal. He makes the cover and leaves Regal laying in the ring.
Winner - Goldust
- Tables Match: Randy Orton vs John Cena
Cena hits a shoulderblock and they spend a lot of time feeling each other out and trying to win lock up attempts. Orton finally wins and starts going to work on Cena in the corner, then looks at the table, but gets shoved off the apron by Cena. Orton starts stomping on Cena then punches him on the apron, but Cena holds on and avoids the table on the ground. Cena fights back and hits a fisherman's suplex and when they get back up they clothesline each other and both men are down.
Cena tries an Attitude Adjustment but Orton counters with a DDT and he drags a table into the ring and sets it up in the corner. Cena hits a flying shoulder tackle and hits a sitout slam and the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Orton avoids another Attitude Adjustment and hits a scoop slam, then runs into an STF by Cena. Nexus runs in and attacks Cena and Orton RKO's Tarver, then Cena fights back and hits Otunga with an Attitude Adjustment and Slater gets thrown through a table.
Barrett gets Cena up for the Wasteland, and slams him down, then tells Gabriel to continue to attack while he gets another table. Gabriel tries to hit the 450 through a table, but Orton shoves him off the top, and Barrett knocks Orton out and looks at the table by the announcer's table. Barrett tries to hit the Wasteland, but Orton fights him off and throws Barrett into the table instead. Orton sees Cena laying in the ring and waits for the RKO, but Edge and Jericho hit the ring and attack Orton.
Orton briefly fights back and sidesteps Edge, who spears Jericho through the table in the corner. Sheamus hits the ring and takes Cena out of the ring, but Cena reverses an Irish whip and hits an Attitude Adjustment on the floor. Cena gets in the ring and picks Orton up for one, but Orton holds on to Cena and hits a slow RKO to put Cena through the table.
Winner - Randy Orton
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